Alabama Squirrel Revival
So I’m clearing the stage of audio equipment for a wedding this weekend, and while backstage the caretaker points out a hole in the wall near the ceiling. It had been “temporarily” repaired with cardboard and duct tape (yeah, we won’t go there) that something had now eaten through. We discussed what it might have been and then continued about our work.
Moments later when I returned backstage I heard chattering and looked up at the hole to see a bushy tail and little translucent-like ears. The first thing that went through my mind was, “didn’t someone write a song about a squirrel loose in a church service?” My next thought was, “I’m getting out of here before it decides to join me.”
Last night I have a dream about a hole in my shower wall where a rat lives. While taking a show I look up and notice the rat is not in the hole. I look down and there he is swimming in the standing water of my shower. I wake up trying to scream. My first thought, “I wonder if anyone is getting baptized anytime soon…”
from my notebook 