Corny Thanksgiving Jokes
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Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A. A turkey that can pluck itself!
Q. Do you have any turkeys going cheap?
A. Nope, all our turkeys go gobble, gobble.
Q. What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
A. Plymouth Rock!
Q. What’s the best way to catch a Turkey?
A. Have someone throw one at you!
Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside!
Q. What’s full of raisins and on a secret mission?
A. Mince spy!
Q. Why do turkeys eat so little?
A. Because they are always stuffed!
Q. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A. If your father could see you now, he’d be rolling over in his gravy!
Q. Why are the cranberries red?
A. Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Q. Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the
platter on Thanksgiving?
A. It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the break up of
China
Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its
diameter?
A. Pumpkin pi
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Thanks for the Thanksgiving cheer. I have two granddaughters that will be tortured with them in about an hour.
always glad to amuse and torture
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